Decisions, Decisions

Okay, so I’m having a problem leaving my crib every day because I don’t know which car to drive. I got the Bentley, the Ferrari, the Porsche, the Mercedez Maybach, S-class and G Wagon, and the Hummer. I kind of feel like I should push the Hummer on gameday because that’s like a tank and a game is like going to battle. Maybe y’all could help me figure out what to do the rest of the week. I can’t be late for practice no more. Coach keeps fining me. Oh, and notice there’s more cars than days, so I can rock two cars one day out of the week. I need help. Get at me. ‘Lik.

New Name

I think it’s happened. I think I’m over “Malik Wright.”

It’s so… regular. I mean, just say it out loud. Malik. Wright. It might as well be John Smith or Michael Jackson. We’re a dime a dozen. I need something that will stand out. I stand out. Is it time for a change? Diddy’s changed his name a hundred times. Chad Johnson is now Chad Ocho Cinco. (I docked Tee Tee’s pay for not thinking of that). I’m thinking something along the lines of… Malik T. “BestThatEverDidIt.” My middle initial will stand for “The.” That’ll look real nice on the back of a jersey. What do you all think? Got suggestions? Get at me…

Out. ‘Lik

Episode #1

Yo, it’s going down y’all. Moms is on me. She’s hunting me down like I’m some damn dog. She knows I did something… but she don’t know I married Robin Givens. Have any of y’all ever had to hide from your moms? If so, get at me. I could use some advice. I’m running out of ideas.

One to ya’. ‘Lik