Tee Tee's Poll

Hey y'all, i know you've been hearing the rumors flying around about me being light in the cleats and i assure you that none of them are true. Tee Tee thought it'd be "edifying" (whatever that means) to throw up a poll about it, but i told him no one's going to believe Malik Wright is loving the dudes. Regardless, answer the poll and prove my faith in you, my fans. Oh yeah. and ignore that last option about the off season. Tee Tee thinks he's being funny, but we'll see how much laughing he's doing when he's sleeping at the bus stop.

Does Malik play for the other team?

Thursday, October 2, 2008

New Name

I think it’s happened. I think I’m over “Malik Wright.”

It’s so… regular. I mean, just say it out loud. Malik. Wright. It might as well be John Smith or Michael Jackson. We’re a dime a dozen. I need something that will stand out. I stand out. Is it time for a change? Diddy’s changed his name a hundred times. Chad Johnson is now Chad Ocho Cinco. (I docked Tee Tee’s pay for not thinking of that). I’m thinking something along the lines of… Malik T. “BestThatEverDidIt.” My middle initial will stand for “The.” That’ll look real nice on the back of a jersey. What do you all think? Got suggestions? Get at me…

Out. ‘Lik

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